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theinturnetexplorer:

could someone please make me a suit of chainmail using this method?

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lardypoison:

did I ever tell you I used to read the welsh version of harry potter as a kid

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"hogwarts’ fast train"

with such loveable characters as

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and of course who could forget the four houses

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and possibly the most dignified

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cinerisstrange:

Worst sburb world ever

cinerisstrange:

Worst sburb world ever

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taylordswift:

nostalgic-skull:

Every girl wants a guy to look at them like this, but the truthi s you’ll never see it happen, because they look at you when you’re not looking.

and then he’ll rape ur mom and impregnate her with the antichrist when ur not looking omg 

taylordswift:

nostalgic-skull:

Every girl wants a guy to look at them like this, but the truthi s you’ll never see it happen, because they look at you when you’re not looking.

and then he’ll rape ur mom and impregnate her with the antichrist when ur not looking omg 

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maidofpasta:

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

lairofnyx:

applesaucebro:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

littlestmowreader:

nivena:

sload:

gill-bear-toe:

gill-bear-toe:

someone-inconspicuous:

what the fuck is this shit

release the penguins

insert peanuts

are those ten fortes

I see two dinosaurs nuzzling each other.

EIGHT NOTE CHORDS? What instrument(s) is this for? An octopus??

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

I request this to be played at my funeral

That was really fucking awesome.

"gradually become agitated" no shit

what, did you think classical composers went extinct? this, friends, is modern music at its most ridiculous

maidofpasta:

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

lairofnyx:

applesaucebro:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

littlestmowreader:

nivena:

sload:

gill-bear-toe:

gill-bear-toe:

someone-inconspicuous:

what the fuck is this shit

release the penguins

insert peanuts

are those ten fortes

I see two dinosaurs nuzzling each other.

EIGHT NOTE CHORDS? What instrument(s) is this for? An octopus??

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

I request this to be played at my funeral

That was really fucking awesome.

"gradually become agitated" no shit

what, did you think classical composers went extinct? this, friends, is modern music at its most ridiculous

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malformalady:

Artist Mac Blondie has taken the idea of art to the next level in his latest art series by punching a brick wall covered with a canvas with his bare hands. The entire process took five minutes while the artist punched the canvas 569 times. The piece was actually his first performance and was inspired by his desire in creating an artwork using only his body as the main material.

malformalady:

Artist Mac Blondie has taken the idea of art to the next level in his latest art series by punching a brick wall covered with a canvas with his bare hands. The entire process took five minutes while the artist punched the canvas 569 times. The piece was actually his first performance and was inspired by his desire in creating an artwork using only his body as the main material.

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untilyourbreathingst0ps:

pearls:

pearls:

i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun

sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard 

ive seen this post umpteen times and ive always thought that if you switched u and i around it wouldn’t make sense like “u touched a” and i literally just realised you meant duck and not dick i swear to god i am the biggest fucking idiot.

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videoisvideo:

kunstlerroman:

A gecko utilizing claws on their feet to defy gravity. 

videoisvideo:

kunstlerroman:

A gecko utilizing claws on their feet to defy gravity. 

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humansofnewyork:

His owner told me that according to a Native American myth, dogs with different colored eyes can see both heaven and earth.

humansofnewyork:

His owner told me that according to a Native American myth, dogs with different colored eyes can see both heaven and earth.

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coolscar:

i havent eaten an apple in days. the doctors are closing in. my barricade wont last much longer. theyre coming. tell my family i love them

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