iwasbornhuman:

shaboogami:

ultrabatsexybananas:

cannabiskitties:

Holy shit our lungs are crazy

I don’t know whether to be disgusted or amazed…

WHOA 

According to military training, you can blow into the esophagus and inflate cow lungs and use them as a flotation device. I have no idea why you be in a situation where you come across a dead cow right when you need to cross a large body of water, but hey, the more you know.

(via ascendingintochaos)


hamsterangst:

WHENEVER I TOUCH CEILINGS I FEEL REALLY POWERFUL

(via cumber-bitches)


wiki-the-avatartimelord:

HE DOESN’T EVEN LOOK ASHAMEDHE’S JUST LIKEYEA, THAT’S ME, I DO THAT

wiki-the-avatartimelord:

HE DOESN’T EVEN LOOK ASHAMED

HE’S JUST LIKE
YEA, THAT’S ME, I DO THAT

(via ascendingintochaos)


citizenpayney:

sharkchunks:

givemeinternet:

Bluest Fish I’ve Ever Seen

It seems aware of its blueness and unable to process it.

"How did someone see me?"

citizenpayney:

sharkchunks:

givemeinternet:

Bluest Fish I’ve Ever Seen

It seems aware of its blueness and unable to process it.

"How did someone see me?"

(via ascendingintochaos)


concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

dragorns:

raptorific:

selfdestructiveyouth:

raptorific:

It’s weird that I’m a hairless, talking ape with custom crystals suspended in front of my eyes so I can see, and I live with a tiny panther who just accepts me as a part of the world around him and attempts to interact with me despite the fact that he doesn’t understand my language and I don’t understand his

somebody’s stoned

I do approximately no drugs

approximately

tiny panther

(via adoptedthepeoples)


ackleholic-amenpadaleski:

deanisanactualprincess:

casteilnovak:

someone gave this boy sugar

i bet it was jared 


the longer i  look at this the more hilarious it gets

ackleholic-amenpadaleski:

deanisanactualprincess:

casteilnovak:

someone gave this boy sugar

i bet it was jared 

the longer i  look at this the more hilarious it gets

(via ascendingintochaos)


dudewheresmypie:

dirtyovercoats:

is Cas on a kiddie slide gonna be a filmed sequence or Misha just fucking around i neED TO KNOW

image

THIS IS AN IMPORTANT QUESTION

(via cumber-bitches)


fucksebastianstan:

basedpidgeot:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

"Nerdy shit aside u can act like Superman"

fucksebastianstan:

basedpidgeot:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

"Nerdy shit aside u can act like Superman"

(via ascendingintochaos)


stickysheep:

soapbutts:

loreface:

runningoffthereeses:

well, thats enough internet for today

good. yes.

OH. Plant monster dingus.

Hi I want a million of these pillows and I want to send them out to my family.

(via cumber-bitches)


oulfis:

adriankarl:

you ever wanna fuck the living shit outta somebody but also cook for them and make sure they’re emotionally stable?

image

(via ascendingintochaos)


batdude:

if sirius black’s girlfriend never once took the opportunity to reply “yes” when someone asked her “are you fucking serious” i’m very disappointed in his choice of women

(via ascendingintochaos)



lordbape:

straight men still pretending they don’t know and can’t recognize if another guy is handsome in 2013

(via cumber-bitches)



lichtenstrange:

prenons:

Prince George receives a giant stuffed wombat from Australia’s Governor General. 
In other news, George and the Wombat sounds like an excellent new children’s book series.


oops

lichtenstrange:

prenons:

Prince George receives a giant stuffed wombat from Australia’s Governor General. 

In other news, George and the Wombat sounds like an excellent new children’s book series.

image

oops

(via feldsparthethief)