the-she-celt:

happyspider6:

just-a-skinny-boy:

The sun isn’t bright just because I say it is. It just is. It was bright before I even knew the word for bright. I didn’t decide what it is, I acknowledged what it is.

You aren’t worth something just because I say you are. You just are. You were worth something before I even said anything. I didn’t decide that you are, I acknowledged that you are.

This is what I mean when I say “You are worth it.”

This is great.

I have no words.

(via nepetasdead)


reallyreallyreallytrying:

medusa, trying to turn you to stone, but you accidentally called her “melissa” when you first walked in and now you’re too embarrassed to look at her. “it’s alright” she keeps saying “i get it all the time” but you still won’t look. u don’t even remember the stone thing until later

(via kim-not-possible)


bumbleshark:

riddlersgammon:

that time of year is approaching

scary lawn decorations

terrifying tv programs

people in costumes going door to door

election season

be sure to vote well though cause the only people who vote now are the ones that have been voting and making shitty decisions for fuckin decades :}

(via clodhopping)


Q
omg I thought I was the only one thta thought jared was being offish in the promo! especially at the end when he shouts at her 'where's my brother' it just sounds all fake and stuff :/
Anonymous
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slayercas:

No, you’re not alone. I’ve seen tons of comments about it. 

Maybe it was just an off day? Or maybe he was fooling around so much that it was the only take they could use? Who knows.



castiel-knight-of-hell:

mrsivashkov-winchester:

X

he was offered a scenario where he could be mean and vengeful but all he wanted was to make them clean up the mess they’d made and maybe take a few pies to the face. Misha is precious and the world is better because he’s in it

(via cuddlingmisha)



sageruto:

sageruto:

*RIPS OFF MY HERO’S CAP TO REVEAL MY HORNS, RIPS OFF AN ENTIRE LAYER OF SKIN TO REVEAL THE GREY UNDERNEATH. I AM BACK TO MY ESSENCE. THIS IS WHO I REALLY AM.*

people with homestuck urls reblogging this like they were fooling anyone smh

(via unstable-moose-man)


funquisitor:

being a fan of something and having a crap fandom is like standing in the middle of a party and everyone is loud, obnoxious and rude and occasionally spits acid in your face but your friends are there, the music is excellent, and there’s lots of food, and there’s great wifi so you don’t really wanna leave so you kind of just stand there going

image

(via theplaguedr)


hippiebabysitterr:

today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”

to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older

they were going to get fakes to buy fish

(via unstable-moose-man)


peggys-magic-sex-feet:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

tinyredbird:

ceescedasticity:

consultingtimelordfromasgard:

intoxifaded:

what if every single spider in the world was just replaced by a cat
i think that’s a world I would love to live in

but imagine finding a cat in your bath
just a wild cat in the bath
waiting

Looking out the ninth floor window and seeing a giant cat clinging to the glass

Utopia

Would there be different sized cats like there are different sized spiders?

australian cats would just be bengal tigers

peggys-magic-sex-feet:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

tinyredbird:

ceescedasticity:

consultingtimelordfromasgard:

intoxifaded:

what if every single spider in the world was just replaced by a cat

i think that’s a world I would love to live in

but imagine finding a cat in your bath

just a wild cat in the bath

waiting

Looking out the ninth floor window and seeing a giant cat clinging to the glass

Utopia

Would there be different sized cats like there are different sized spiders?

australian cats would just be bengal tigers

(via deeperstateofmind)


shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.

shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.

(via deeperstateofmind)


buckybernes:

amortizing:

me: “sleeps for 5 hours” tired
me: “sleeps for 17 hours” tired
me: “sleeps for a month” tired
me: “sleeps for a year” still tired

me: “sleeps for 70 years” I am Captain America

(via unstable-moose-man)


doodlemancy:

I get pumped around the end of August. WHAT YOU ARE SEEING IS RESTRAINT

(via nepetasdead)


pastelbloodbath:

nitrogen:

(18+)

18+???are they going to fuck the fish??????? what are u some kind of filthy fish fucker????????  end fish fucking 2015

pastelbloodbath:

nitrogen:

(18+)

18+???are they going to fuck the fish??????? what are u some kind of filthy fish fucker????????  end fish fucking 2015

(via unstable-moose-man)